Conngradulations Miley Cyrus, your Talentless Skank Crown has been revoked.
The first movie with the newly hyped Kristen Stewart that I ever saw was called "In the Land of Women" or something like that. It featured Adam Brody, Meg Ryan, and that angsty little bitch doing what she does best, playing the "I'm different...I'm a loner...I'm rebellious...I'm complicated" role. With her character in the movie being..well..an angry and confused high school girl in the suburbs her performance was adequate. But why does this same character have to come in the form of...VAMPIRES and AMUSEMENT PARK WORKING COLLEGE KIDS as well???? That bitch HAS NO variety, NO range, and NO TALENT! Sorry hun, the 90's are over and with that please take your hair flipping, arms crossing, jaw shifting inability to express any real sense or range of emotion and just take another bong rip to leave your mousy, bony face sedated and dazed looking.
girl has NO sense of what an actor does and was simply born into the biz with family connections as available as prescription pills used for recreational purposes. I guess my motivation to write this came from seeing Adventure Land last night..(which, btw, I give two thumbs down-it is not funny. In fact its not even a comedy. I REPEAT- NOT A COMEDY. Talk about false advertising). The movie had its endearing parts and the main guy was uber cute in the quirky, nerdy enigma that has landed a spot amongst today hunky leading men. Plus I have been a Ryan Reynolds fan since Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place. But GODDAM did that skinny, skanky fuckshit of hollywood entitlement ruin the entire thing. She was uncomfortable to watch, unimpressive and all to familiar. Actually, come to think of it, I believe she simply seeks our roles that resemble her own persona in oder to just play herself. All the time. In every fucking movie role she has. And in fact the only redeemable thing about this too-cool-for-school ice queen is her indulgence in the green life- and Im not talkin' environmental friendly here. 
but then again, that could be a crack pipe. Crack-whore would not fall short on my repitore of vocabulary to describe her. DON"T BELIEVE THE HYPE! Get this bloodsucking, talentless cunt off of our movie screens and back to the Seattle coffee house circa '94 where she belongs.
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